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#6222913 - 03/14/16 10:02 AM Victoria's Secret
TonyinVA Offline
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Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1918
Loc: Virginia, USA

A Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his
wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife
and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron
it!'

He never heard the shot.

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#6222927 - 03/14/16 10:10 AM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
Wilhunt Offline
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Registered: 07/26/13
Posts: 2552
Loc: New Braunfels, San Saba county
Good!

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#6223073 - 03/14/16 12:30 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
bar-d Offline
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Registered: 02/03/11
Posts: 868
Loc: Fisher County
Made my day!
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#6223079 - 03/14/16 12:33 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
Cajun Raider Offline
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 525
Loc: Texas
clap
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#6223098 - 03/14/16 12:50 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
PMK Online   content
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 5229
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
loser8 wife
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#6223217 - 03/14/16 03:15 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
Jbell99 Offline
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Registered: 10/26/15
Posts: 184
Loc: Texas, Harris county
that my freinds is what not to do on steak and bj day

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#6223804 - 03/14/16 10:33 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
redfred Offline


Registered: 04/18/09
Posts: 1370
Loc: La Porte
worthless

Come on, we're all thinking it!
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#6226635 - 03/17/16 10:23 AM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
durda1 Offline
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Registered: 02/14/16
Posts: 117
Loc: Flower Mound Tx
roflmao

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#6229432 - 03/19/16 03:52 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
tex70 Offline
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Registered: 11/13/14
Posts: 841
Loc: Georgetown
clap

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#6235264 - 03/24/16 11:29 AM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
nak Offline
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Priceless
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