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#6222913 - 03/14/16 10:02 AM Victoria's Secret
TonyinVA Offline
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Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1854
Loc: Virginia, USA

A Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his
wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price -- the sheerer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife
and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron
it!'

He never heard the shot.

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#6222927 - 03/14/16 10:10 AM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
Wilhunt Offline
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Registered: 07/26/13
Posts: 2302
Loc: New Braunfels, San Saba county
Good!

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#6223073 - 03/14/16 12:30 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
bar-d Offline
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Registered: 02/03/11
Posts: 802
Loc: Fisher County
Made my day!
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#6223079 - 03/14/16 12:33 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
Cajun Raider Offline
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 485
Loc: Texas
clap
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#6223098 - 03/14/16 12:50 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
PMK Offline
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 4942
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
loser8 wife
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#6223217 - 03/14/16 03:15 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
Jbell99 Offline
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Registered: 10/26/15
Posts: 133
Loc: Texas, Harris county
that my freinds is what not to do on steak and bj day

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#6223804 - 03/14/16 10:33 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
redfred Online   content


Registered: 04/18/09
Posts: 1350
Loc: La Porte
worthless

Come on, we're all thinking it!
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#6226635 - 03/17/16 10:23 AM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
durda1 Offline
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Registered: 02/14/16
Posts: 117
Loc: Flower Mound Tx
roflmao

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#6229432 - 03/19/16 03:52 PM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
tex70 Offline
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Registered: 11/13/14
Posts: 754
Loc: Georgetown
clap

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#6235264 - 03/24/16 11:29 AM Re: Victoria's Secret [Re: TonyinVA]
nak Offline
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Priceless
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