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Cop's Comments
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03/12/16 04:58 PM
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mikei
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These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were
taken off actual police car videos around the country:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them
a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the
ticket, huh?" (MY FAVORITE)
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift
supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or
a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."
(National Crime Information Center)
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers'you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but
now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone
who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS:
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."
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Re: Cop's Comments
[Re: mikei]
#6221443
03/13/16 03:25 AM
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Lance Vick
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Re: Cop's Comments
[Re: mikei]
#6221493
03/13/16 03:55 AM
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Posts: 65,514
SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Cop's Comments
[Re: mikei]
#6221567
03/13/16 04:41 AM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Cop's Comments
[Re: mikei]
#6222349
03/14/16 12:50 AM
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texasag93
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Re: Cop's Comments
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#6229438
03/19/16 08:58 PM
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tex70
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Wow, love #16
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Re: Cop's Comments
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#6231293
03/21/16 03:51 PM
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durda1
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