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#6219694 - 03/11/16 01:43 PM Learning to Cuss
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Registered: 09/04/13
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LEARNING TO CUSS A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with [censored]". The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios".

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your [censored] it won't be Cheerios"..
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#6219898 - 03/11/16 04:21 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#6220056 - 03/11/16 06:34 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#6220300 - 03/11/16 09:42 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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I hated having my mouth washed out with soap when I was little and said something bad. barf

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#6220307 - 03/11/16 09:47 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#6220589 - 03/12/16 08:44 AM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Good one!

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#6221447 - 03/12/16 09:26 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#6229435 - 03/19/16 03:55 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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roflmao

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#6229688 - 03/19/16 08:12 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: RedHoss]
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Originally Posted By: RedHoss
I hated having my mouth washed out with soap when I was little and said something bad. barf


Me too.
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#6231290 - 03/21/16 10:49 AM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
durda1 Offline
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Registered: 02/14/16
Posts: 120
Loc: Flower Mound Tx
roflmao

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#6244787 - 04/01/16 06:06 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 01/12/12
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That made me laugh, up
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#6251962 - 04/08/16 08:11 AM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: Okiedog]
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Registered: 02/02/12
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Loc: Watauga, TX / Eastland
Originally Posted By: Okiedog
Originally Posted By: RedHoss
I hated having my mouth washed out with soap when I was little and said something bad. barf


Me too.


Yup... There was many times when I thought I was going to fart bubbles soap
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#6252420 - 04/08/16 03:06 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Dang Cheerios will get you every time!
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#6253662 - 04/09/16 07:10 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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banana good one
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#6258550 - 04/13/16 03:12 PM Re: Learning to Cuss [Re: sleepyhunter]
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