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#6215647 - 03/09/16 08:17 AM Drama in the Serengeti
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Registered: 04/18/09
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Drama in the Serengeti
A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.” The wife answered, “If that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you sex every day for the rest of your life." Here's what happened:



https://www.youtube.com/embed/DYDIwOnXNc8?rel=0
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#6215906 - 03/09/16 10:40 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Registered: 12/30/12
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Sir, THAT is funny!!!

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#6215953 - 03/09/16 10:58 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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#6216011 - 03/09/16 11:23 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
trapperben Offline
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Registered: 11/11/14
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Loc: Lubbock and Texas
I did not see that coming lol

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#6216542 - 03/09/16 04:14 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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In line for the joke of the month.
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#6216835 - 03/09/16 06:57 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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clap
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#6218079 - 03/10/16 03:36 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Registered: 09/10/12
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I copy and pasted into an email to my wife stir roflmao wife
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#6218784 - 03/10/16 09:56 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Top notch!!
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#6244790 - 04/01/16 06:10 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: TexasKC]
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Originally Posted By: TexasKC
Sir, THAT is funny!!!

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#6245169 - 04/02/16 12:12 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
2Beez Offline
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Registered: 07/17/15
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Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
Nice cheers

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#6254240 - 04/10/16 10:39 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
batman Offline
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Registered: 01/03/08
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Hilarious!

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#6258548 - 04/13/16 03:09 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Registered: 08/03/11
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I would've killed the cheetah instead grin roflmao

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