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#6215647 - 03/09/16 08:17 AM Drama in the Serengeti
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Drama in the Serengeti
A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.” The wife answered, “If that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you sex every day for the rest of your life." Here's what happened:
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.

#6215906 - 03/09/16 10:40 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Sir, THAT is funny!!!

#6215953 - 03/09/16 10:58 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6216011 - 03/09/16 11:23 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Loc: Lubbock and Texas
I did not see that coming lol

#6216542 - 03/09/16 04:14 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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In line for the joke of the month.
Press for an AMERICAN.

#6216835 - 03/09/16 06:57 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6218079 - 03/10/16 03:36 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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I copy and pasted into an email to my wife stir roflmao wife
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#6218784 - 03/10/16 09:56 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Top notch!!
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.

#6244790 - 04/01/16 06:10 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: TexasKC]
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Registered: 01/12/12
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Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: TexasKC
Sir, THAT is funny!!!
Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

#6245169 - 04/02/16 12:12 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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Nice cheers

#6254240 - 04/10/16 10:39 AM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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#6258548 - 04/13/16 03:09 PM Re: Drama in the Serengeti [Re: redfred]
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I would've killed the cheetah instead grin roflmao


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