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Wanted: Lion Tamer #6194747 02/22/16 09:19 PM
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circus owner runs an advert for a ‘lion tamer wanted’ and two people show
up.
One is an old golfer called Bill and the other is a
drop-dead, gorgeous brunette in her mid-twenties
with a beautiful
body
The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it: this
is one ferocious lion; he ate my last tamer so
you two had better be good -
or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip and a gun.
Who
wants to try out first?"
The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go
first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and
steps right into
the cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge
her.
As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.
The lion stops dead in his
tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her all over.
He
continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then
lays down and rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on
the floor. He says "That's amazing; I've never seen anything like that in my
life."
He then turns to the old golfer and asks, "Can you top
that?"
The old golfer replies, "Possibly…. but you've got to get
that lion out of there first."


"The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed, lest Rome fall." Cicero
Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty] #6194766 02/22/16 09:33 PM
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty] #6194915 02/23/16 12:16 AM
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty] #6195530 02/23/16 02:38 PM
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty] #6196460 02/24/16 01:33 AM
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Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty] #6214071 03/08/16 02:00 PM
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