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#6194747 - 02/22/16 03:19 PM Wanted: Lion Tamer
wacorusty Offline
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Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7852
Loc: Six Shooter Junction
circus owner runs an advert for a ‘lion tamer wanted’ and two people show
One is an old golfer called Bill and the other is a
drop-dead, gorgeous brunette in her mid-twenties
with a beautiful
The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it: this
is one ferocious lion; he ate my last tamer so
you two had better be good -
or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip and a gun.
wants to try out first?"
The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go
first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and
steps right into
the cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge
As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.
The lion stops dead in his
tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her all over.
continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then
lays down and rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on
the floor. He says "That's amazing; I've never seen anything like that in my
He then turns to the old golfer and asks, "Can you top
The old golfer replies, "Possibly…. but you've got to get
that lion out of there first."
"The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed, lest Rome fall." Cicero

#6194766 - 02/22/16 03:33 PM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
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Registered: 12/30/12
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Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas

#6194915 - 02/22/16 06:16 PM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
That's great! LOL! clap

#6195530 - 02/23/16 08:38 AM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
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Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 6790
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
clap up
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#6196460 - 02/23/16 07:33 PM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
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Registered: 01/06/08
Posts: 17126
Loc: Duncanville, Tx.
HaHaHa clap happy3 up
" In God We Trust "

#6214071 - 03/08/16 08:00 AM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
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