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#6194747 - 02/22/16 03:19 PM Wanted: Lion Tamer
wacorusty Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7850
Loc: Six Shooter Junction
A
circus owner runs an advert for a ‘lion tamer wanted’ and two people show
up.
One is an old golfer called Bill and the other is a
drop-dead, gorgeous brunette in her mid-twenties
with a beautiful
body
The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it: this
is one ferocious lion; he ate my last tamer so
you two had better be good -
or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip and a gun.
Who
wants to try out first?"
The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go
first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and
steps right into
the cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge
her.
As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.
The lion stops dead in his
tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her all over.
He
continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then
lays down and rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on
the floor. He says "That's amazing; I've never seen anything like that in my
life."
He then turns to the old golfer and asks, "Can you top
that?"
The old golfer replies, "Possibly…. but you've got to get
that lion out of there first."
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"The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed, lest Rome fall." Cicero

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#6194766 - 02/22/16 03:33 PM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
TexasKC Online   content
Pro Tracker

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 1804
Loc: Houston & Lexington, Texas
Buahahahaha

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#6194915 - 02/22/16 06:16 PM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
RedHoss Offline
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
That's great! LOL! clap

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#6195530 - 02/23/16 08:38 AM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
PMK Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 5695
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
clap up
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

~PMK~

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#6196460 - 02/23/16 07:33 PM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
HuntingTexas Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/06/08
Posts: 16754
Loc: Duncanville, Tx.
HaHaHa clap happy3 up
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#6214071 - 03/08/16 08:00 AM Re: Wanted: Lion Tamer [Re: wacorusty]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4348
Loc: Argyle
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