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#6181776 - 02/13/16 10:46 AM LOL
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Registered: 09/22/11
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Itís Your Own Fault
As a Hudspeth County game warden patrolled an area of the Rio Grande River, he encountered some waterfowl hunters. After talking with the hunters for a few minutes, the warden discovered that one of the individuals did not have a valid hunting license. The hunter admitted to taking several birds. When the warden asked him why he didnít have a license, the hunter tried to blame an El Paso sporting goods store for not issuing him a proper license. When the warden questioned the other hunters, he found they all had the correct licenses, state stamps and federal duck stamps, all of which were issued by the same El Paso sporting goods store. The warden found an illegally taken coot and three cormorants in the unlicensed hunterís possession. The warden issued citations for the violations and civil restitution is pending. roflmao roflmao roflmao

#6181857 - 02/13/16 12:00 PM Re: LOL [Re: Navasot]
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As my 16 year old daughter likes to say, OMG. What did his buddies have to say about his strap?

#6182949 - 02/14/16 10:46 AM Re: LOL [Re: Guy]
Limit Extender Offline

Registered: 10/14/08
Posts: 978
Loc: North Texas
The world would be a better place without water turkeys or coots.

#6183041 - 02/14/16 11:52 AM Re: LOL [Re: Navasot]
Gacman Offline
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Registered: 09/30/08
Posts: 1680
Loc: Austin, TX
that guy is pretty much the worst hunter ever.

#6183350 - 02/14/16 05:31 PM Re: LOL [Re: Gacman]
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Originally Posted By: gacman
that guy is pretty much the worst hunter ever.

I dont know, Sounds like at least a 4 bird hunt for him, seems decent to me
Dear Ag2015, please assume this post is a joke and is not to be taken serious

#6183877 - 02/15/16 06:52 AM Re: LOL [Re: Navasot]
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The warden should have waved restitution and just made him eat them

"I shoot ducks." - me

#6185256 - 02/15/16 09:05 PM Re: LOL [Re: SpoonPlatoon]
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Originally Posted By: SpoonPlatoon
The warden should have waved restitution and just made him eat them
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6185632 - 02/16/16 08:12 AM Re: LOL [Re: Navasot]
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Registered: 01/17/10
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While the gamewarden was questioning the hunters for stupid coots for hours, behind his back, 23 illegals crossed the river with drug bales on their backs

#6186866 - 02/16/16 09:29 PM Re: LOL [Re: SpoonPlatoon]
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Registered: 01/03/14
Posts: 101
Loc: Fort Worth Texas
Originally Posted By: SpoonPlatoon
The warden should have waved restitution and just made him eat them

well said... LOL


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