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Pet Monkey #6177950 02/10/16 09:46 PM
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A guy walks inta a bar with his pet monkey.. He sits down & has a drink... The monkey hops around behind the bar eating everything in his sight... Then the monkey jumps on the pool table & swallows a pool ball...
The bartender yells: hay, get your monkey.... He just swallows my q-ball..
The guy appolagies, & tells him: that crazy money eats everythinv he gets his hands on... pays for the damage, finishes his drink & walks out...
Several days later, the guy walks back inta the bar again with his monkey...
The guy orders a drink, again the monkey runs around the bar looking for something ta eat... Finds a maraschino cherry, grabs it, sticks it up his rear, pulls it out & eats it...
Bartender yells: Look what your monkeys done now, that's disgusting... The guy replies: yeah, he still eats everything, only now he measures it first... flag



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Re: Pet Monkey [Re: 1860.colt] #6177982 02/10/16 10:12 PM
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I bet he does clap


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Re: Pet Monkey [Re: 1860.colt] #6178628 02/11/16 05:16 AM
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That's funny!...LOL! clap

Re: Pet Monkey [Re: 1860.colt] #6179644 02/12/16 12:31 AM
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Now THAT'S funny!!!


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Re: Pet Monkey [Re: decook] #6179801 02/12/16 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted By: decook
I bet he does clap


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Re: Pet Monkey [Re: 1860.colt] #6181129 02/13/16 12:59 AM
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Re: Pet Monkey [Re: 1860.colt] #6185684 02/16/16 02:46 PM
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Almost spit my Coffee all over the K.B. Darn Monkey jokes..

Thanks for posting.

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Good one




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