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Pet Monkey
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02/10/16 09:46 PM
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A guy walks inta a bar with his pet monkey.. He sits down & has a drink... The monkey hops around behind the bar eating everything in his sight... Then the monkey jumps on the pool table & swallows a pool ball... The bartender yells: hay, get your monkey.... He just swallows my q-ball.. The guy appolagies, & tells him: that crazy money eats everythinv he gets his hands on... pays for the damage, finishes his drink & walks out... Several days later, the guy walks back inta the bar again with his monkey... The guy orders a drink, again the monkey runs around the bar looking for something ta eat... Finds a maraschino cherry, grabs it, sticks it up his rear, pulls it out & eats it... Bartender yells: Look what your monkeys done now, that's disgusting... The guy replies: yeah, he still eats everything, only now he measures it first...
i'm postaddic
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Re: Pet Monkey
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02/10/16 10:12 PM
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I bet he does
Press for an AMERICAN.
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Re: Pet Monkey
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02/11/16 05:16 AM
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RedHoss
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That's funny!...LOL!
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Re: Pet Monkey
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02/12/16 12:31 AM
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TexasKC
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Pet Monkey
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02/12/16 02:12 AM
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I bet he does
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Pet Monkey
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02/13/16 12:59 AM
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Re: Pet Monkey
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02/16/16 02:46 PM
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Almost spit my Coffee all over the K.B. Darn Monkey jokes..
Thanks for posting.
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Re: Pet Monkey
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02/23/16 02:21 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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