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#6177950 - 02/10/16 03:46 PM Pet Monkey
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A guy walks inta a bar with his pet monkey.. He sits down & has a drink... The monkey hops around behind the bar eating everything in his sight... Then the monkey jumps on the pool table & swallows a pool ball...
The bartender yells: hay, get your monkey.... He just swallows my q-ball..
The guy appolagies, & tells him: that crazy money eats everythinv he gets his hands on... pays for the damage, finishes his drink & walks out...
Several days later, the guy walks back inta the bar again with his monkey...
The guy orders a drink, again the monkey runs around the bar looking for something ta eat... Finds a maraschino cherry, grabs it, sticks it up his rear, pulls it out & eats it...
Bartender yells: Look what your monkeys done now, that's disgusting... The guy replies: yeah, he still eats everything, only now he measures it first... flag
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#6177982 - 02/10/16 04:12 PM Re: Pet Monkey [Re: colt.45]
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I bet he does clap
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#6178628 - 02/10/16 11:16 PM Re: Pet Monkey [Re: colt.45]
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That's funny!...LOL! clap

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#6179644 - 02/11/16 06:31 PM Re: Pet Monkey [Re: colt.45]
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Now THAT'S funny!!!

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#6179801 - 02/11/16 08:12 PM Re: Pet Monkey [Re: decook]
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Originally Posted By: decook
I bet he does clap
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#6181129 - 02/12/16 06:59 PM Re: Pet Monkey [Re: colt.45]
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flush

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#6185684 - 02/16/16 08:46 AM Re: Pet Monkey [Re: colt.45]
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Almost spit my Coffee all over the K.B. Darn Monkey jokes..

Thanks for posting.

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#6195125 - 02/22/16 08:21 PM Re: Pet Monkey [Re: colt.45]
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Good one
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