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 Little Larry
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01/05/16 02:23 AM
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mikei
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Larry’s whore ..."
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Re: Little Larry
[Re: mikei]
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01/05/16 04:33 AM
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texasag93
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......at least she is honest........
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Re: Little Larry
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01/05/16 12:53 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Kids! They grow up so fast!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Little Larry
[Re: mikei]
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01/05/16 02:08 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Little Larry
[Re: mikei]
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01/07/16 03:14 AM
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Gary Olson
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That doesn't sound like growing up; just having the money to not need to grow up.
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Re: Little Larry
[Re: mikei]
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01/15/16 04:28 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Little Larry
[Re: mikei]
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01/15/16 01:40 PM
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Cast
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Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Little Larry
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01/15/16 06:48 PM
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Little Larry
[Re: mikei]
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01/18/16 01:03 AM
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Re: Little Larry
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01/25/16 05:22 AM
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Brian C.
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God Bless Texas!!! Godspeed our Military!
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Re: Little Larry
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02/07/16 03:08 PM
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tex70
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Re: Little Larry
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02/13/16 01:19 AM
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TexasKC
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Dang man!! I can't stop laughing.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Little Larry
[Re: mikei]
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02/14/16 01:40 PM
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stxranchman
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people? ![[Linked Image]](http://neoswarm.com/images/Bug_Crawling.gif)
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Re: Little Larry
[Re: mikei]
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02/15/16 09:40 PM
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blackcoal
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First class all the way....
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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