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The Gay Cowboy
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02/06/16 05:08 PM
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mikei
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A successful rancher > died and left everything to his devoted wife. > > She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the > ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided > to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. > > > > Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a > drunk. > > > > She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else > applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would > be safer to have him around the house than the > drunk. > > > > He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every > day and knew a lot about ranching. > > > > For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing > very well. > > > > Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired > hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch > looks great. You should go into town and kick up your > heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into > town one Saturday night. > > > > One o'clock came, however, and he didn't > return. > > > > Two o'clock and no hired hand. > > > > > > Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering > the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the > fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. > > > > She quietly called him over to her.. > > > > "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she > said. > > > > Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my > boots." > > > > He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my > socks." > > He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her > boots. > > > > "Now take off my skirt." > > > > He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the > fire light. > > > > "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling > hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the > floor. > > > > Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my > clothes again, you're fired." >
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Re: The Gay Cowboy
[Re: mikei]
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02/06/16 06:25 PM
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Re: The Gay Cowboy
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02/06/16 10:18 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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Re: The Gay Cowboy
[Re: mikei]
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02/07/16 10:13 PM
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texasag93
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Re: The Gay Cowboy
[Re: mikei]
#6173354
02/07/16 11:53 PM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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