A successful rancher
> died and left everything to his devoted wife.
>
> She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the
> ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided
> to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..
>
>
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
> drunk.
>
>
>
> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else
> applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would
> be safer to have him around the house than the
> drunk.
>
>
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
> day and knew a lot about ranching.
>
>
>
> For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing
> very well.
>
>
>
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
> hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch
> looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
> heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
> town one Saturday night.
>
>
>
> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
> return.
>
>
>
> Two o'clock and no hired hand.
>
>
>
>
>
> Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering
> the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
> fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
>
>
> She quietly called him over to her..
>
>
>
> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she
> said.
>
>
>
> Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my
> boots."
>
>
>
> He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my
> socks."
>
> He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
> boots.
>
>
>
> "Now take off my skirt."
>
>
>
> He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
> fire light.
>
>
>
> "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling
> hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
> floor.
>
>
>
> Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my
> clothes again, you're fired."
>