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#6171963 - 02/06/16 11:08 AM The Gay Cowboy
mikei Offline
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 11/16/14
Posts: 2044
A successful rancher
> died and left everything to his devoted wife.
>
> She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the
> ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided
> to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..
>
>
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
> drunk.
>
>
>
> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else
> applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would
> be safer to have him around the house than the
> drunk.
>
>
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
> day and knew a lot about ranching.
>
>
>
> For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing
> very well.
>
>
>
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
> hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch
> looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
> heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
> town one Saturday night.
>
>
>
> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
> return.
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> Two o'clock and no hired hand.
>
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> Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering
> the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
> fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
>
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> She quietly called him over to her..
>
>
>
> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she
> said.
>
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> Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my
> boots."
>
>
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> He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my
> socks."
>
> He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
> boots.
>
>
>
> "Now take off my skirt."
>
>
>
> He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
> fire light.
>
>
>
> "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling
> hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the
> floor.
>
>
>
> Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my
> clothes again, you're fired."
>

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#6172062 - 02/06/16 12:25 PM Re: The Gay Cowboy [Re: mikei]
Cajun Raider Offline
Tracker

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 614
Loc: Texas
clap
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#6172226 - 02/06/16 04:18 PM Re: The Gay Cowboy [Re: mikei]
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 13754
Loc: Katy, TX
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#6173195 - 02/07/16 04:13 PM Re: The Gay Cowboy [Re: mikei]
texasag93 Offline


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4582
Loc: Argyle
eeks333

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#6173354 - 02/07/16 05:53 PM Re: The Gay Cowboy [Re: mikei]
Simple Searcher Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5336
Loc: Helotes, Hext
roflmao
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