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#6162141 - 01/30/16 10:42 AM Medical Excuse or Death!
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The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical excuse) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).

A smart-[censored] student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"

The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
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#6179927 - 02/11/16 09:37 PM Re: Medical Excuse or Death! [Re: frognot]
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Now that's funny
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#6180354 - 02/12/16 09:45 AM Re: Medical Excuse or Death! [Re: frognot]
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#6215025 - 03/08/16 06:51 PM Re: Medical Excuse or Death! [Re: frognot]
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