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Medical Excuse or Death!
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01/30/16 04:42 PM
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The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical excuse) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).
A smart-[censored] student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible. Dale Earnhardt
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Re: Medical Excuse or Death!
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02/12/16 03:37 AM
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We all need to practice Whoa more.
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Re: Medical Excuse or Death!
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03/09/16 12:51 AM
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