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#6161300 - 01/29/16 03:43 PM Welcome to my World
Cast Online   happy
THF Celebrity

Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 17342
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
User sends email to tech support -

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Desperate User


Tech support answers email -

Dear Desperate User,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

I have a short attention spa

#6161394 - 01/29/16 05:12 PM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
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Veteran Tracker

Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
Greatness! clap

#6161670 - 01/29/16 09:07 PM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
rickym Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 06/14/15
Posts: 5675
Loc: texas
Originally Posted By: Grizz
Wingshooting is like sex for me - I love doing it but I'm just not that good at it.

#6161678 - 01/29/16 09:13 PM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
decook Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/26/09
Posts: 1617
Loc: Montgomery, TX USA
Thats great
Press for an AMERICAN.

#6163283 - 01/31/16 11:46 AM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
TXHOGSLAYER Online   content

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14336
Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

#6167183 - 02/02/16 10:05 PM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
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Registered: 10/26/15
Posts: 202
Loc: Texas, Harris county


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