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#6161300 - 01/29/16 03:43 PM Welcome to my World
Cast Offline
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 14901
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
User sends email to tech support -

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate User

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Tech support answers email -

Dear Desperate User,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support
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Cast



I have a short attention spa

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#6161394 - 01/29/16 05:12 PM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
RedHoss Offline
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2792
Loc: Houston, Texas
Greatness! clap

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#6161670 - 01/29/16 09:07 PM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
rickym Online   content
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 06/14/15
Posts: 3864
Loc: texas
clap
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Originally Posted By: Roll-Tide
Any ideas how to make it hard?

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#6161678 - 01/29/16 09:13 PM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
decook Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/26/09
Posts: 1211
Loc: Montgomery, TX USA
Thats great
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Press for an AMERICAN.

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#6163283 - 01/31/16 11:46 AM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
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THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 11915
Loc: Katy, TX
Greatness
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Originally Posted By: Cleric
I need some meat frown

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#6167183 - 02/02/16 10:05 PM Re: Welcome to my World [Re: Cast]
Jbell99 Offline
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Registered: 10/26/15
Posts: 133
Loc: Texas, Harris county
Priceless!

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