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Dr. Geezer
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01/22/16 06:43 PM
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redfred
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: "But this is only $10! Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"* Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off (& we DO get even!!!).
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Dr. Geezer
[Re: redfred]
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01/22/16 09:11 PM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Dr. Geezer
[Re: redfred]
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01/22/16 10:09 PM
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decook
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Press for an AMERICAN.
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Re: Dr. Geezer
[Re: redfred]
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01/23/16 12:47 AM
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Good one!
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Re: Dr. Geezer
[Re: redfred]
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01/23/16 02:19 AM
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kmon11
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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Dr. Geezer
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01/23/16 08:43 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Dr. Geezer
[Re: redfred]
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01/23/16 09:13 PM
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Heck yes, let's hear for us old guys!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Dr. Geezer
[Re: redfred]
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01/23/16 11:19 PM
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colt45-90
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that's the perks to getting old, course I was never one to not tell people what I think
hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Dr. Geezer
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01/25/16 04:46 PM
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