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#6149044 - 01/22/16 12:43 PM Dr. Geezer
redfred Offline

Registered: 04/18/09
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Loc: La Porte

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off (& we DO get even!!!).
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.

#6149318 - 01/22/16 03:11 PM Re: Dr. Geezer [Re: redfred]
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6149416 - 01/22/16 04:09 PM Re: Dr. Geezer [Re: redfred]
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Press for an AMERICAN.

#6149615 - 01/22/16 06:47 PM Re: Dr. Geezer [Re: redfred]
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Good one! clap

#6149759 - 01/22/16 08:19 PM Re: Dr. Geezer [Re: redfred]
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#6150665 - 01/23/16 02:43 PM Re: Dr. Geezer [Re: redfred]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6150700 - 01/23/16 03:13 PM Re: Dr. Geezer [Re: redfred]
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banana Heck yes, let's hear for us old guys!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6150847 - 01/23/16 05:19 PM Re: Dr. Geezer [Re: redfred]
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that's the perks to getting old, course I was never one to not tell people what I think
hold on Newt, we got a runaway

#6153620 - 01/25/16 10:46 AM Re: Dr. Geezer [Re: redfred]
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