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#6126399 - 01/08/16 07:48 PM The pill
Michael W. Offline
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Registered: 11/22/10
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AN IRISH WOMAN OF ADVANCED AGE VISITED HER PHYSICIAN TO ASK HIS ADVICE ON REVIVING HER HUSBAND'S LIBIDO.

"WHAT ABOUT TRYING VIAGRA?" ASKED THE DOCTOR.

"NOT A CHANCE" SHE REPLIED. "HE WON'T EVEN TAKE AN ASPIRIN".

"NOT A PROBLEM" SAID THE DOCTOR. "GIVE HIM AN IRISH VIAGRA".
"WHAT IS IRISH VIAGRA?" SHE ASKED.

"IT'S VIAGRA DISSOLVED IN HIS MORNING CUP OF COFFEE.
HE WON'T EVEN TASTE IT. LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES" HE SAID.

SHE CALLED THE DOCTOR THE NEXT DAY. "HOW DID IT GO?" HE ASKED.

DOCTOR, IT WAS HORRID. JUST TERRIBLE, I TELL YA !!." "I'M BESIDE MESELF!"

"REALLY? WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?"

"WELL, I DID AS YOU ADVISED. THE VIAGRA IN HIS MORNING COFFEE TOOK EFFECT RIGHT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. HE JUMPED STRAIGHT UP, WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE AND HIS PANTS A-BULGING. FIERCELY, WITH ONE SWOOP OF HIS ARM, HE SENT THE CUPS AND SAUCERS FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM, THEN HE RIPPED ME CLOTHES TO TATTERS AND PASSIONATELY TOOK ME THEN AND THERE ON TOP OF THE TABLE."
"TWAS A NIGHTMARE, I TELL YA, AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE."

WHY SO TERRIBLE?" ASKED THE DOCTOR. "WASN'T THE SEX GOOD?"

IT WAS THE BEST SEX I'VE HAD IN 25 YEARS, BUT SURE AS I'M
SITTIN HERE, DOCTOR, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW ME FACE IN STARBUCKS AGAIN."
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#6126543 - 01/08/16 09:36 PM Re: The pill [Re: Michael W.]
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Registered: 10/14/09
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Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx
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#6128123 - 01/10/16 12:22 AM Re: The pill [Re: Michael W.]
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Posts: 519
Loc: Texas
clap clap clap It deserved three!
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#6129997 - 01/11/16 07:59 AM Re: The pill [Re: Michael W.]
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Registered: 09/10/12
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Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
bang
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#6138324 - 01/16/16 04:14 AM Re: The pill [Re: Michael W.]
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#6138828 - 01/16/16 03:57 PM Re: The pill [Re: Michael W.]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 326
Loc: Burleson TX
banana roflmao
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#6140392 - 01/17/16 06:28 PM Re: The pill [Re: Michael W.]
rdmac Offline
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Registered: 06/30/15
Posts: 123
Loc: Maypearl TX
Thats Greatness!
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#6140465 - 01/17/16 07:02 PM Re: The pill [Re: Michael W.]
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