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Simple Truths and Rules
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01/08/16 12:27 PM
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Gravytrain
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The following Two Truths and 5 Rules of Life seem to be valid.
SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2: When a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of her friends comes up to the man - touches his penis and say, "Good job.” Moral of the story -- Hard work is rarely appreciated
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the a-hole’s name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then neither does milk. 5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
BONUS RULE:
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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Re: Simple Truths and Rules
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01/08/16 03:06 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Simple Truths and Rules
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01/08/16 07:13 PM
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rdmac
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GOD, FAMILY, HUNTING
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Re: Simple Truths and Rules
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01/11/16 12:51 AM
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tex70
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Re: Simple Truths and Rules
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01/11/16 05:01 PM
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Cast
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Simple Truths and Rules
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01/12/16 01:22 AM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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