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#6118837 - 01/04/16 08:23 PM Little Larry
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"


Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”



The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.



"And how about you, Sarah?"



"I wanna be Larry’s whore ..."

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#6119107 - 01/04/16 10:33 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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......at least she is honest........

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#6119264 - 01/05/16 06:53 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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Kids! They grow up so fast!
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#6119387 - 01/05/16 08:08 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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#6123117 - 01/06/16 09:14 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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That doesn't sound like growing up; just having the money to not need to grow up.

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#6136585 - 01/14/16 10:28 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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That was great!!
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#6136761 - 01/15/16 07:40 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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Smart kids
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#6137286 - 01/15/16 12:48 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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#6140468 - 01/17/16 07:03 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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#6153114 - 01/24/16 11:22 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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clap roflmao clap
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#6172779 - 02/07/16 09:08 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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#6181164 - 02/12/16 07:19 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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Dang man!! I can't stop laughing.

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#6182726 - 02/14/16 07:40 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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#6184636 - 02/15/16 03:40 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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First class all the way....
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