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#6118837 - 01/04/16 08:23 PM Little Larry
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Larry’s whore ..."

#6119107 - 01/04/16 10:33 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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Loc: Argyle least she is honest........

#6119264 - 01/05/16 06:53 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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Kids! They grow up so fast!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6119387 - 01/05/16 08:08 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

#6123117 - 01/06/16 09:14 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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That doesn't sound like growing up; just having the money to not need to grow up.

#6136585 - 01/14/16 10:28 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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That was great!!

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

#6136761 - 01/15/16 07:40 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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Smart kids

I have a short attention spa

#6137286 - 01/15/16 12:48 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6140468 - 01/17/16 07:03 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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#6153114 - 01/24/16 11:22 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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clap roflmao clap
God Bless Texas!!! Godspeed our Military!

#6172779 - 02/07/16 09:08 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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#6181164 - 02/12/16 07:19 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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Dang man!! I can't stop laughing.

#6182726 - 02/14/16 07:40 AM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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#6184636 - 02/15/16 03:40 PM Re: Little Larry [Re: mikei]
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