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#6110225 - 12/30/15 05:23 PM The Gong
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Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand-new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's actually a talking clock."
"You're crazy. Show me how it works then!"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For Pete’s sake…it's 3:30 in the freaking morning!"
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#6112108 - 12/31/15 04:55 PM Re: The Gong [Re: frognot]
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#6136591 - 01/14/16 10:31 PM Re: The Gong [Re: frognot]
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