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#6110225 - 12/30/15 05:23 PM The Gong
frognot Offline
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Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 1125
Loc: Allen, Texas
Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand-new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's actually a talking clock."
"You're crazy. Show me how it works then!"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For Pete’s sake…it's 3:30 in the freaking morning!"
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt

#6112108 - 12/31/15 04:55 PM Re: The Gong [Re: frognot]
Birdshot101 Offline

Registered: 07/28/15
Posts: 56
Loc: Tarrant County

#6136591 - 01/14/16 10:31 PM Re: The Gong [Re: frognot]

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14357
Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !


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