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#6098907 - 12/23/15 05:51 PM So what if...
Regular Guy Offline
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Registered: 10/27/13
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Apparently there are two basic types of hunters-Starbucks/Eddie Bauer/Yeti types, versus no actual "camo", dip of snuff and black folgers types. What if...

What if the only camo you have is a two year old pair of pants you got at walmart for $5 three season ago

What if you paid less than $200 for your only rifle on clearance at Wally's... and put the cheapest Tasco in the store on it...

What if you just killed your first deer... even if you did hunt and fish most of your life...

What if you hunt out of your minivan (only vehicle) that gets stuck so easy you can't take it off a hardball road...

What if you had to drag that first deer, whole, all the way to said van and hurry to the check in station before "field" dressing to keep blood from getting in your wife's van, cause you know she'll have your @+$$!...

... And in 7 years of marriage you've failed to get her to even *taste* of squirrel or rabbit or any freshly killed "game meat" besides a fried catfish...

What kind of hunter am I?
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#6098908 - 12/23/15 05:53 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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Same
Kind
95%
Of
Us
Are....

That is, the kind that enjoy hunting for what it is, rather than all the goofy gear that we bring along


Edited by Texas buckeye (12/23/15 05:54 PM)

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#6099000 - 12/23/15 06:53 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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Sorry, but you lost me at 7 years without a harvest...
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#6099008 - 12/23/15 06:58 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
Regular Guy Offline
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Registered: 10/27/13
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No deer. I can't count the number of other critters i have gotten in this time...

Edit- of course to get a deer, would require you to have a place to hunt, a legal and ethical weapon, and time to get there.


Edited by Regular Guy (12/23/15 07:01 PM)
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#6099021 - 12/23/15 07:09 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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What kind of hunter am I


cheers A Regular Guy .... Don't get caught up in the hype... flag
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#6099022 - 12/23/15 07:10 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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Registered: 12/23/07
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Loc: North Texas
I'm cool with everything but the minivan thing. No way one of those is getting in my driveway unless it's someone just pulling in to turn around. Even then I think I'd have a problem with it. grin

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#6099030 - 12/23/15 07:13 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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#6099039 - 12/23/15 07:20 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Longhunter]
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most start out as a regular guy - life and your decisions lead you where you end up - good or bad

it is all relative - simple as that
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#6099049 - 12/23/15 07:26 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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Registered: 04/19/07
Posts: 41125
Loc: Metroplex
Originally Posted By: Regular Guy
Apparently there are two basic types of hunters-Starbucks/Eddie Bauer/Yeti types, versus no actual "camo", dip of snuff and black folgers types. What if...

What if the only camo you have is a two year old pair of pants you got at walmart for $5 three season ago

What if you paid less than $200 for your only rifle on clearance at Wally's... and put the cheapest Tasco in the store on it...

What if you just killed your first deer... even if you did hunt and fish most of your life...

What if you hunt out of your minivan (only vehicle) that gets stuck so easy you can't take it off a hardball road...

What if you had to drag that first deer, whole, all the way to said van and hurry to the check in station before "field" dressing to keep blood from getting in your wife's van, cause you know she'll have your @+$$!...

... And in 7 years of marriage you've failed to get her to even *taste* of squirrel or rabbit or any freshly killed "game meat" besides a fried catfish...

What kind of hunter am I?


A regular guy hunting in Oklahoma 5 years ago when they still had check stations

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#6099055 - 12/23/15 07:32 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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Registered: 09/29/12
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Not sure what you're looking for. Walmart still sells camo, there's usually a good deal on a decent rifle to be had in the classifieds and trucks aren't a requirement for hunting. There's plenty of hunters just like you and I out there. No reason to complain.

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#6099058 - 12/23/15 07:37 PM Re: So what if... [Re: 68A]
Regular Guy Offline
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Registered: 10/27/13
Posts: 254
Originally Posted By: 68A
Not sure what you're looking for. Walmart still sells camo, there's usually a good deal on a decent rifle to be had in the classifieds and trucks aren't a requirement for hunting. There's plenty of hunters just like you and I out there. No reason to complain.


I'm not complaining. I hope ya'll are not all taking me that seriously...

Maybe i should have added some banana aim hammer violin flag
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#6099085 - 12/23/15 07:54 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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Registered: 07/13/11
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Brought my first deer home in the trunk of a 1973 Dodge Charger. Used my dads 98 Mauser in 30:06 with open sights.
Yea i'm old, the car was new.

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#6099096 - 12/23/15 08:00 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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Even I could head to the woods in my 79' F-250 wearing ten year old Wal-Mart faded camo, with my 30 year old 10/22 and 20 year old Marlin 336. I'd have a great time and come back with something to eat, even if it were hauled in a styrofoam cooler.
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#6099104 - 12/23/15 08:05 PM Re: So what if... [Re: Regular Guy]
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Registered: 03/16/12
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Originally Posted By: Regular Guy
Originally Posted By: 68A
Not sure what you're looking for. Walmart still sells camo, there's usually a good deal on a decent rifle to be had in the classifieds and trucks aren't a requirement for hunting. There's plenty of hunters just like you and I out there. No reason to complain.


I'm not complaining. I hope ya'll are not all taking me that seriously...

Maybe i should have added some banana aim hammer violin flag

rofl that thar could put ya on the ignorance list flag
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#6099115 - 12/23/15 08:16 PM Re: So what if... [Re: colt.45]
Regular Guy Offline
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Registered: 10/27/13
Posts: 254
Originally Posted By: colt.45
Originally Posted By: Regular Guy
Originally Posted By: 68A
Not sure what you're looking for. Walmart still sells camo, there's usually a good deal on a decent rifle to be had in the classifieds and trucks aren't a requirement for hunting. There's plenty of hunters just like you and I out there. No reason to complain.


I'm not complaining. I hope ya'll are not all taking me that seriously...

Maybe i should have added some banana aim hammer violin flag

rofl that thar could put ya on the ignorance list flag


You mean I haven't got stuck on that list yet? confused2
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