For his graduation dinner, the Aggie was treated to dinner at a fancy downtown restaraunt. He remembered not to order the escargot appetizer, didn't use his buck knife to cut the steak, and didn't do any personal business into the cloth napkin.
The Aggie quickly picked an item from the dessert menu. He had a puzzled look after the first taste; and was downright agitated after the second bite. After the third bite he demanded to talk to the restaraunt owner.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?" inquired the owner.
"This here fancy ice cream is broken" exclaimed the Aggie.
"I am sorry if the flavor is not to your liking. What other flavor would you like, sir?"
At this point the Aggie looses his patience.
"This fancy ice cream is broken. The menu said the daily sorbet was a rotating flavor and I only taste the same flavor with every bite."
Edited by Gary Olson (12/13/15 02:34 PM)