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The darn spike. He's toying with me. #6078988 12/11/15 11:23 PM
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told the wife this morning that I was going to work harder to find that spike I've been after. He's got tall heavy spikes and doesn't look that young. Anyway, the last couple of days I have been hunting hard. Can't find him. Was on the screen porch with the wife just now, having a nice supper. She says that we really could use some deer meat and how is my hunting going? My response was that the last two times in the woods I haven't seen even one deer. She said "if you'll look over your left shoulder, there's a deer over by the burn barrel". The burn barrel is 40 yards away, and the deer was closer than that. I grabbed the binocs. It was the spike. The yard, by the wife's proclamation, is a no hunting zone. So here I sit, looking at the spike. If he smiles or winks at me, I'll kill him and plead temporary insanity.


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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country] #6079002 12/11/15 11:29 PM
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LOL!!! Sorry, I'd have to tag it, and then plead my case!


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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country] #6079005 12/11/15 11:30 PM
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Hunt just outside the "yard" tomorrow, maybe a little hand corn

Tell the wife dinner will be a little late so she should sit around and watch tv or something else that keeps her eyes away



Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: ChadTRG42] #6079211 12/12/15 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted By: 603Country
She says that we really could use some deer meat and how is my hunting going?
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LOL!!! Sorry, I'd have to tag it, and then plead my case!


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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country] #6079217 12/12/15 01:37 AM
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Send her to the store for something in the morning.

Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country] #6079249 12/12/15 01:59 AM
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Turn the tv on a channel with lots of shooting and turn the volume up excuse yourself to the bathroom wait till they shoot and then you shoot and honey he just fell over I think I should claim him lol

Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: Old Rabbit] #6079289 12/12/15 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted By: Old Rabbit
Send her to the store for something in the morning.


Yep, time to send her shopping

Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country] #6079437 12/12/15 03:55 AM
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The day my wife tells me where and when I can hunt I become a single man again.


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Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks] #6079444 12/12/15 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By: QuitShootinYoungBucks
The day my wife tells me where and when I can hunt I become a single man again.


That's what I said, and now I pay an AZZ load of child support. roflmao

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The last child support check felt better than making the Kids in the first place.


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Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson
The last child support check felt better than making the Kids in the first place.


That's funny, I'll get to use that line in a couple years

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