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#6078988 - 12/11/15 05:23 PM The darn spike. He's toying with me.
603Country Online   content
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 07/03/12
Posts: 5256
Loc: Central Texas
told the wife this morning that I was going to work harder to find that spike I've been after. He's got tall heavy spikes and doesn't look that young. Anyway, the last couple of days I have been hunting hard. Can't find him. Was on the screen porch with the wife just now, having a nice supper. She says that we really could use some deer meat and how is my hunting going? My response was that the last two times in the woods I haven't seen even one deer. She said "if you'll look over your left shoulder, there's a deer over by the burn barrel". The burn barrel is 40 yards away, and the deer was closer than that. I grabbed the binocs. It was the spike. The yard, by the wife's proclamation, is a no hunting zone. So here I sit, looking at the spike. If he smiles or winks at me, I'll kill him and plead temporary insanity.

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#6079002 - 12/11/15 05:29 PM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country]
ChadTRG42 Offline
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Registered: 09/16/09
Posts: 10247
Loc: Lewisville, TX
LOL!!! Sorry, I'd have to tag it, and then plead my case!
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#6079005 - 12/11/15 05:30 PM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country]
rickym Online   content
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 06/14/15
Posts: 4774
Loc: texas
Hunt just outside the "yard" tomorrow, maybe a little hand corn

Tell the wife dinner will be a little late so she should sit around and watch tv or something else that keeps her eyes away

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#6079211 - 12/11/15 07:34 PM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: ChadTRG42]
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 25058
Loc: Fairfield, TX
Originally Posted By: 603Country
She says that we really could use some deer meat and how is my hunting going?
Originally Posted By: ChadTRG42
LOL!!! Sorry, I'd have to tag it, and then plead my case!
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#6079217 - 12/11/15 07:37 PM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country]
Old Rabbit Online   content
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Registered: 07/13/11
Posts: 2542
Loc: Lansing, TX
Send her to the store for something in the morning.

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#6079249 - 12/11/15 07:59 PM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country]
Jbell99 Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 10/26/15
Posts: 191
Loc: Texas, Harris county
Turn the tv on a channel with lots of shooting and turn the volume up excuse yourself to the bathroom wait till they shoot and then you shoot and honey he just fell over I think I should claim him lol

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#6079289 - 12/11/15 08:32 PM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: Old Rabbit]
esnow74 Offline
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Registered: 01/09/12
Posts: 267
Loc: Ellis County, TX
Originally Posted By: Old Rabbit
Send her to the store for something in the morning.


Yep, time to send her shopping

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#6079437 - 12/11/15 09:55 PM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country]
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THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 7212
Loc: Lubbock, TX
The day my wife tells me where and when I can hunt I become a single man again.
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#6079444 - 12/11/15 10:02 PM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
skinnerback Offline
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Registered: 05/30/11
Posts: 11462
Loc: Rockport, Tx.
Originally Posted By: QuitShootinYoungBucks
The day my wife tells me where and when I can hunt I become a single man again.


That's what I said, and now I pay an AZZ load of child support. roflmao

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#6079580 - 12/12/15 04:52 AM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: 603Country]
Dave Davidson Offline
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Registered: 06/24/06
Posts: 4389
Loc: Hurst, Tx
The last child support check felt better than making the Kids in the first place.
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Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

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#6079632 - 12/12/15 06:27 AM Re: The darn spike. He's toying with me. [Re: Dave Davidson]
JTS Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 12/06/12
Posts: 351
Loc: Wichita Co.
Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson
The last child support check felt better than making the Kids in the first place.


That's funny, I'll get to use that line in a couple years

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