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#6076548 - 12/10/15 09:11 AM Nude beach
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother: 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

What? Where you expecting pictures? confused2

#6076956 - 12/10/15 12:53 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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Sounds about right.

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#6077209 - 12/10/15 03:40 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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#6077233 - 12/10/15 03:52 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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The kid was listening! banana banana
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6077614 - 12/10/15 07:35 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

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#6080624 - 12/12/15 08:54 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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#6080692 - 12/12/15 09:28 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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happy3 roflmao

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#6082006 - 12/13/15 06:39 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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then they went to the bushes and came back very smart
things are bad but they could be worse

#6085446 - 12/15/15 12:53 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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Wrofl that thar reminds me of back home when i was young whipper snapper... Twas a cold early winter, thin sheet of ice on the lake... This pretty little gal & i decided ta go skinny dipping... Deeper she got in the water, the sillier she got... bang the deep i went the smarter i got... flag

i'm postaddic

#6122937 - 01/06/16 07:37 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: colt.45]
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#6136586 - 01/14/16 10:29 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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#6140400 - 01/17/16 06:31 PM Re: Nude beach [Re: waterfowlwonders]
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Too Funny!


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