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 The engineer in Hell
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11/05/15 02:52 PM
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redfred
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An engineer died and went to hell. After a while, he was bored, so he decided to improve things. He installed air conditioning, developed a beach for relaxing, and put in plumbing to pipe in cold water.
One day God was talking to the Devil and asked how things were going. The Devil replied that things were much better since the engineer made all the improvements. God said, "That's a mistake, the engineer was supposed to go to heaven. Send him back".
The Devil refused, and God said, "If you don't send him right now, I'll sue you!".
The Devil said, "Oh yeah? Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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11/05/15 04:48 PM
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KG68
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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11/05/15 07:43 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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11/07/15 02:17 PM
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Shawheel
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 Gotta love a good lawyer joke.
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. -Ted Nugent
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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11/08/15 09:49 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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11/27/15 06:41 AM
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nak
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We all need to practice Whoa more.
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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11/27/15 09:21 AM
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Simple Searcher
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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11/28/15 05:24 AM
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So True!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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12/03/15 05:13 AM
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Bobby Frey
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Re: The engineer in Hell
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12/05/15 01:11 AM
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chital_shikari
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I laughed out loud. Goodie
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