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Thelma's Valentine
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11/24/15 08:06 PM
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Little Thelma came home from first grade and told her father what they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine?
Thelma's father thought a bit, then said: "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”
"The whole ISIS group," she said.
"Why to them?," her father asked in shock.
"Well," she said, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore.”
Her father's heart swelled and he looked at his daughter with new-found pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.”
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the Marines could blow the [beeep] out of them."
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/24/15 08:10 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/24/15 08:24 PM
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/24/15 09:43 PM
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/24/15 10:34 PM
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swmays
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/25/15 12:21 AM
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KG68
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/25/15 02:16 AM
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Great Thelma!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/25/15 03:06 AM
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Gary Olson
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Can we get Hallmark to make that card?!
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/26/15 03:05 AM
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Jon B
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I will vote for her. She was probably born here and has no problem flexing our Military muscle.
I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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11/26/15 07:23 PM
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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12/01/15 04:58 AM
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If you look back over your life are you fully satisfied you pleased the Maker of Creation. Are you fully assured that you have trusted in His Son, Jesus Christ, for your salvation. Are you confident that you have a definite hope of going to Heaven?
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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12/01/15 06:00 PM
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OffCoor1
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Ha Ha !! Good stuff, right there !!
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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12/02/15 06:01 AM
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Birdshot101
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Can we get Hallmark to make that card?! I second that
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12/02/15 07:59 PM
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Thelma gets my vote....
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Re: Thelma's Valentine
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12/09/15 04:02 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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12/13/15 03:40 AM
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