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#6047662 - 11/24/15 02:06 PM Thelma's Valentine
Cast Offline
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 14938
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Little Thelma came home from first grade and told her father what they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"Will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine?

Thelma's father thought a bit, then said: "No, I don't think God would get
mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

"The whole ISIS group," she said.

"Why to them?," her father asked in shock.

"Well," she said, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have
enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe
we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other
kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love
everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all over the place telling
everyone how much they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone
anymore.”

Her father's heart swelled and he looked at his daughter with new-found
pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.”

"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the
Marines could blow the [beeep] out of them."
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Cast



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#6047668 - 11/24/15 02:10 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
TEXASLEFTY Offline
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 6748
Loc: The Island Cres
Lol
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#6047693 - 11/24/15 02:24 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
poisonivie Online   happy


Registered: 03/10/09
Posts: 7381
Loc: Bridgeport, Tx
Thelma for President!
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#6047902 - 11/24/15 03:43 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
bill oxner Offline
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Registered: 11/03/09
Posts: 33648
Loc: Richmond
Greatness.
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#6047999 - 11/24/15 04:34 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
swmays Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 01/06/10
Posts: 5912
Loc: Dallas / Hopkins Co.
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#6048191 - 11/24/15 06:21 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: swmays]
KG68 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 6151
Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx
clap

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#6048491 - 11/24/15 08:16 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
Cajun Raider Offline
Tracker

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 507
Loc: Texas
aim Great Thelma!
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#6048626 - 11/24/15 09:06 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
Gary Olson Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 257
Loc: Plano, TX
Can we get Hallmark to make that card?!

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#6050464 - 11/25/15 09:05 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
Jon B Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 01/06/13
Posts: 132
Loc: Central Texas
I will vote for her. She was probably born here and has no problem flexing our Military muscle.
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#6051358 - 11/26/15 01:23 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
Simple Searcher Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4247
Loc: Helotes, Hext
clap
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#6059680 - 11/30/15 10:58 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
J Loves Huntin Offline
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Registered: 04/26/08
Posts: 507
Loc: Dallas
Lol
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#6060529 - 12/01/15 12:00 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
OffCoor1 Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 284
Loc: Archer County
Ha Ha !! Good stuff, right there !! clap

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#6061974 - 12/02/15 12:01 AM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Gary Olson]
Birdshot101 Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 07/28/15
Posts: 54
Loc: Tarrant County
Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
Can we get Hallmark to make that card?!


I second that

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#6062912 - 12/02/15 01:59 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
NMGW Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 1402
Loc: New Mexico
Thelma gets my vote.... flag
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#6074231 - 12/08/15 10:02 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 12342
Loc: Katy, TX
clap
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Originally Posted By: clu
Always great when there is a happy ending!

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