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#6047662 - 11/24/15 02:06 PM Thelma's Valentine
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 17342
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Little Thelma came home from first grade and told her father what they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"Will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine?

Thelma's father thought a bit, then said: "No, I don't think God would get
mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

"The whole ISIS group," she said.

"Why to them?," her father asked in shock.

"Well," she said, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have
enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe
we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other
kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love
everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all over the place telling
everyone how much they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone

Her father's heart swelled and he looked at his daughter with new-found
pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.”

"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the
Marines could blow the [beeep] out of them."

I have a short attention spa

#6047668 - 11/24/15 02:10 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
TEXASLEFTY Online   content
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 9694
Loc: The Island Cres
Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.

#6047693 - 11/24/15 02:24 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
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Registered: 03/10/09
Posts: 7825
Loc: Bridgeport, Tx
Thelma for President!
Pee on Photobucket

#6047902 - 11/24/15 03:43 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill

#6047999 - 11/24/15 04:34 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
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Registered: 01/06/10
Posts: 6213
Loc: Dallas / Hopkins Co.

#6048191 - 11/24/15 06:21 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: swmays]
KG68 Offline
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Registered: 10/14/09
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Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx

#6048491 - 11/24/15 08:16 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
Cajun Raider Offline

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 669
Loc: Texas
aim Great Thelma!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6048626 - 11/24/15 09:06 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 333
Loc: Plano, TX
Can we get Hallmark to make that card?!

#6050464 - 11/25/15 09:05 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
Jon B Offline
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Registered: 01/06/13
Posts: 251
Loc: Central Texas
I will vote for her. She was probably born here and has no problem flexing our Military muscle.
I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.

#6051358 - 11/26/15 01:23 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
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Posts: 5760
Loc: Helotes, Hext

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6059680 - 11/30/15 10:58 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
J Loves Huntin Offline

Registered: 04/26/08
Posts: 548
Loc: Dallas
If you look back over your life are you fully satisfied you pleased the Maker of Creation. Are you fully assured that you have trusted in His Son, Jesus Christ, for your salvation. Are you confident that you have a definite hope of going to Heaven?


#6060529 - 12/01/15 12:00 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
OffCoor1 Offline
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Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 330
Loc: Archer County
Ha Ha !! Good stuff, right there !! clap

#6061974 - 12/02/15 12:01 AM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Gary Olson]
Birdshot101 Offline

Registered: 07/28/15
Posts: 56
Loc: Tarrant County
Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
Can we get Hallmark to make that card?!

I second that

#6062912 - 12/02/15 01:59 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
NMGW Online   content
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Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 1570
Loc: New Mexico
Thelma gets my vote.... flag
New Mexico: Not Really New, Not Really Mexico

#6074231 - 12/08/15 10:02 PM Re: Thelma's Valentine [Re: Cast]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14337
Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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