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#6032111 - 11/16/15 08:51 AM Golden Oldie
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh chit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

#6032920 - 11/16/15 02:47 PM Re: Golden Oldie [Re: KG68]
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#6032934 - 11/16/15 02:55 PM Re: Golden Oldie [Re: KG68]
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#6033099 - 11/16/15 04:08 PM Re: Golden Oldie [Re: KG68]
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#6033687 - 11/16/15 08:22 PM Re: Golden Oldie [Re: KG68]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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#6035575 - 11/17/15 05:16 PM Re: Golden Oldie [Re: KG68]
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