In interest of you needing to get to 10k post:
Why don't you and BradyBuck, meet at an undisclosed lake in central Texas, bring y'all's ducktoons.. And let's have us a little toonboat jousting match.
Winner gets to keep his ducktoon, loser sinks to the bottom and makes a new crappie hole.
This state isn't big enough for two duck hunting barges..
What say ye?
Skin that one pilgrim...I'll get you another one.