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#6020404 - 11/09/15 08:35 PM May be old, but...
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Registered: 01/30/14
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Loc: Fort Spunky, TX
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been
there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
“We’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you
get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator…”

Some old men can still think fast!!

#6020419 - 11/09/15 08:42 PM Re: May be old, but... [Re: Hancock]
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Registered: 10/26/07
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Loc: The Island Cres
leftytex, NOT!

#6020690 - 11/09/15 11:43 PM Re: May be old, but... [Re: Hancock]
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Registered: 07/23/11
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Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.


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