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#6019757 - 11/09/15 02:37 PM art collector
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Registered: 11/05/12
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Loc: Jackson County
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day.

Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary"!

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#6055455 - 11/28/15 09:48 PM Re: art collector [Re: djs303]
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goatboy

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clap
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This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#6056002 - 11/29/15 10:54 AM Re: art collector [Re: djs303]
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Registered: 03/24/14
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Loc: Virginia, USA
that's funny

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#6056632 - 11/29/15 04:51 PM Re: art collector [Re: djs303]
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That's a good one clap
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