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#6012215 - 11/05/15 08:52 AM The engineer in Hell
redfred Registered: 04/18/09 Posts: 1380 Loc: La Porte	An engineer died and went to hell. After a while, he was bored, so he decided to improve things. He installed air conditioning, developed a beach for relaxing, and put in plumbing to pipe in cold water. One day God was talking to the Devil and asked how things were going. The Devil replied that things were much better since the engineer made all the improvements. God said, "That's a mistake, the engineer was supposed to go to heaven. Send him back". The Devil refused, and God said, "If you don't send him right now, I'll sue you!". The Devil said, "Oh yeah? Where are you going to get a lawyer?" _________________________ Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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#6012434 - 11/05/15 10:48 AM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
KG68 THF Trophy Hunter Registered: 10/14/09 Posts: 6314 Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx
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#6012759 - 11/05/15 01:43 PM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
TXHOGSLAYER goatboy Registered: 01/12/12 Posts: 14652 Loc: Katy, TX	_________________________ Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while ! Originally Posted By: bill oxner I got 3 inches. Originally Posted By: nsmike you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.
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#6015988 - 11/07/15 08:17 AM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
Shawheel Bird Dog Registered: 10/10/12 Posts: 441 Loc: Arizona	Gotta love a good lawyer joke. _________________________ “I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.” Ted Nugent
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#6017348 - 11/08/15 03:49 AM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
Cajun Raider Tracker Registered: 07/23/11 Posts: 682 Loc: Texas	_________________________ Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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#6052370 - 11/27/15 12:41 AM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
nak Pro Tracker Registered: 08/26/12 Posts: 1270 Loc: DFW	_________________________ NRA Lifer / Member TSRA
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#6052391 - 11/27/15 03:21 AM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
Simple Searcher THF Trophy Hunter Registered: 12/30/12 Posts: 5850 Loc: Helotes, Hext	_________________________ "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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#6053945 - 11/27/15 11:24 PM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
Cajun Raider Tracker Registered: 07/23/11 Posts: 682 Loc: Texas	So True! _________________________ Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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#6063990 - 12/02/15 11:13 PM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
Bobby Frey Woodsman Registered: 10/14/11 Posts: 113 Loc: Texas	Hahaha _________________________ https://facebook.com/TriHitch/
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#6067353 - 12/04/15 07:11 PM Re: The engineer in Hell [Re: redfred]
chital_shikari Minor in training Registered: 08/03/11 Posts: 12502	I laughed out loud. Goodie
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