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Terrrible snoring #5993102 10/25/15 01:40 PM
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Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Gary's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

The guys couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."




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Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #5993706 10/25/15 09:27 PM
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Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #5993757 10/25/15 09:57 PM
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That's funny right there!!!!! lol35

Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #5994304 10/26/15 02:05 AM
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Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #5994988 10/26/15 04:33 PM
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Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #5995263 10/26/15 07:54 PM
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Well played, Sir !! Bwaahaahaaaa !! lol444

Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #5997696 10/28/15 01:32 AM
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Filing for future reference.


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Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #5998145 10/28/15 11:51 AM
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I know this guy Steve! I was on a lease with him a few years ago. Everyone tried to go to sleep before him cuz once he was asleep and sawing logs there was no getting to sleep for anyone else.

Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #6003694 10/31/15 09:12 PM
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Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #6007006 11/02/15 10:35 PM
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That's a good one...

We have a plan to deal with our Steve. He sets his cell phone alarm to get us up in the morning. There rest of us use ear plugs.


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I have to admit I'm Steve all my friends hate when we all go somewhere I get tagged in all the snoring post

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Hopefully none of them attempt this they will be knocked out and sleeping outside

Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain] #6111651 12/31/15 06:39 PM
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You can fix a snorer by taking a bit of corn meal and sifting just a little of it over his head. When he finally wakes up he'll be snortin', coughin' and blowin' his nose for hours. He'll also work hard at trying not to snore! In the Navy, if we had a ship mate with a snoring problem, we'd sprinkle a bit of talcum powder over them. Worked great, but probably shouldn't be used on civilians.

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