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#5993102 - 10/25/15 08:40 AM Terrrible snoring
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Registered: 11/21/14
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Loc: Arlington Tx
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Gary's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

The guys couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
Deer Season is short, Hunt Hard My Friends!!

#5993133 - 10/25/15 09:16 AM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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Edited by texasag93 (10/25/15 09:16 AM)

#5993706 - 10/25/15 04:27 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#5993757 - 10/25/15 04:57 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2788
Loc: Houston, Texas
That's funny right there!!!!! lol35

#5994304 - 10/25/15 09:05 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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Registered: 08/03/11
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Unconventional warfare. I like it grin

#5994333 - 10/25/15 09:21 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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#5994988 - 10/26/15 11:33 AM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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#5995263 - 10/26/15 02:54 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
OffCoor1 Offline
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Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 278
Loc: Archer County
Well played, Sir !! Bwaahaahaaaa !! lol444

#5997696 - 10/27/15 08:32 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Shawheel Offline
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Registered: 10/10/12
Posts: 431
Loc: DFW
Filing for future reference.
“I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.” Ted Nugent

#5998145 - 10/28/15 06:51 AM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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I know this guy Steve! I was on a lease with him a few years ago. Everyone tried to go to sleep before him cuz once he was asleep and sawing logs there was no getting to sleep for anyone else.

#6003694 - 10/31/15 04:12 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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Registered: 01/19/11
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That's a goodun' cheers
Life is too short, as is. Don't chance it.
Don't text and drive.

#6007006 - 11/02/15 04:35 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Birdshot101 Offline

Registered: 07/28/15
Posts: 54
Loc: Tarrant County
clap way to turn the tables

#6038989 - 11/19/15 12:41 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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#6052367 - 11/27/15 12:38 AM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
nak Offline

Registered: 08/26/12
Posts: 767
Loc: DFW
That's a good one...

We have a plan to deal with our Steve. He sets his cell phone alarm to get us up in the morning. There rest of us use ear plugs.
NRA Lifer / Member TSRA

#6110799 - 12/30/15 10:03 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Jbell99 Offline

Registered: 10/26/15
Posts: 117
Loc: Texas, Harris county
I have to admit I'm Steve all my friends hate when we all go somewhere I get tagged in all the snoring post

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