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#5993102 - 10/25/15 08:40 AM Terrrible snoring
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Registered: 11/21/14
Posts: 343
Loc: Arlington Tx
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve's room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Gary's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

The guys couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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#5993133 - 10/25/15 09:16 AM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4948
Loc: Argyle
eek2


Edited by texasag93 (10/25/15 09:16 AM)

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#5993706 - 10/25/15 04:27 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Simple Searcher Online   content
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5895
Loc: Helotes, Hext
clap
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#5993757 - 10/25/15 04:57 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
That's funny right there!!!!! lol35

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#5994304 - 10/25/15 09:05 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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Registered: 08/03/11
Posts: 12528
Unconventional warfare. I like it grin

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#5994333 - 10/25/15 09:21 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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Registered: 01/06/11
Posts: 26319
Loc: Rowlett, Tx
roflmao

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#5994988 - 10/26/15 11:33 AM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14897
Loc: Katy, TX
rofl
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Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

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I got 3 inches.

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you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#5995263 - 10/26/15 02:54 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
OffCoor1 Offline
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Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 338
Loc: Archer County
Well played, Sir !! Bwaahaahaaaa !! lol444

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#5997696 - 10/27/15 08:32 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Shawheel Offline
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Registered: 10/10/12
Posts: 441
Loc: Arizona
Filing for future reference.
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#5998145 - 10/28/15 06:51 AM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Deerhunter61 Offline
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 7673
Loc: DFW
I know this guy Steve! I was on a lease with him a few years ago. Everyone tried to go to sleep before him cuz once he was asleep and sawing logs there was no getting to sleep for anyone else.

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#6003694 - 10/31/15 04:12 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Erathkid Offline
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Registered: 01/19/11
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Loc: Dollas,Taxes Bluff Dale Tx
That's a goodun' cheers
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#6007006 - 11/02/15 04:35 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Birdshot101 Offline
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Registered: 07/28/15
Posts: 56
Loc: Tarrant County
clap way to turn the tables

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#6038989 - 11/19/15 12:41 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
NMGW Offline
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Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 1579
Loc: New Mexico
lol35
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#6052367 - 11/27/15 12:38 AM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
nak Offline
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Registered: 08/26/12
Posts: 1279
Loc: DFW
That's a good one...

We have a plan to deal with our Steve. He sets his cell phone alarm to get us up in the morning. There rest of us use ear plugs.
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#6110799 - 12/30/15 10:03 PM Re: Terrrible snoring [Re: allterrain]
Jbell99 Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 10/26/15
Posts: 202
Loc: Texas, Harris county
I have to admit I'm Steve all my friends hate when we all go somewhere I get tagged in all the snoring post

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