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Wife says no
#5991984
10/24/15 05:17 PM
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DEER CAMP
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am.
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Re: Wife says no
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#5992269
10/24/15 09:21 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Wife says no
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#5992718
10/25/15 01:58 AM
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Joined: Jan 2011
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SnakeWrangler
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I showed my wife and laughed....SHE HIT ME!......TWICE!
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Wife says no
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#5992905
10/25/15 03:42 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Wife says no
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#5992992
10/25/15 10:17 AM
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Joined: Oct 2007
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BradyBuck
THF Trophy Hunter
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HRCH Washita's Kimber Locked N Loaded GRHRCH Firefly's Rally The Troops MH
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Re: Wife says no
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#6001041
10/30/15 01:49 AM
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Joined: Dec 2012
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Wife says no
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#6001062
10/30/15 02:02 AM
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boonee
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