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#5991984 - 10/24/15 12:17 PM Wife says no
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Bird Dog

Registered: 11/21/14
Posts: 343
Loc: Arlington Tx

DEER CAMP

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site
only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said,
"Do whatever you want."


So, Here I am.
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#5992052 - 10/24/15 12:53 PM Re: Wife says no [Re: allterrain]
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Minor in training

Registered: 08/03/11
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#5992269 - 10/24/15 04:21 PM Re: Wife says no [Re: allterrain]
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Registered: 04/12/09
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#5992718 - 10/24/15 08:58 PM Re: Wife says no [Re: allterrain]
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THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 31638
Loc: Over yonder.....
I showed my wife and laughed....SHE HIT ME!......TWICE!
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

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#5992905 - 10/24/15 10:42 PM Re: Wife says no [Re: allterrain]
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Tracker

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 642
Loc: Texas
smile
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#5992992 - 10/25/15 05:17 AM Re: Wife says no [Re: allterrain]
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THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 5672
Loc: Abilene, TX
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#6001041 - 10/29/15 08:49 PM Re: Wife says no [Re: allterrain]
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THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5570
Loc: Helotes, Hext
roflmao
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

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#6001062 - 10/29/15 09:02 PM Re: Wife says no [Re: allterrain]
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Registered: 01/09/11
Posts: 2181
Loc: Mesquite/Canton
banana
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