I'm a Drug and Alcohol counselor by trade and calling and have seen literally thousands of clients in last 25 years.But one client stands out in particular and Ill never forget him.We will for this story call him "Bob".
Well folks, while many good ole boys like beer,,, Bob,,, well you see Bob loved beer,and beer loved Bob.....it was a maddening love affair love at first and every sight!They were never out of each others presence if you know what I'm saying.
One day while up in Oklahoma City driving home after the "closing" in the early A.M. hours,Bob got pulled over by the local Sheriff!
The Sheriff approached Bob and asked him Son Are you drunk,? I mean dang it boy you are driving down the wrong way on a one way street! I mean couldn't you see the arrows?
To which Bob replied " No sir Sheriff,I didn't even see any Indians!