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#5977798 - 10/14/15 06:25 PM The nun and the cab driver
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Registered: 09/01/12
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Loc: Laneville, TX.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween part

#5977952 - 10/14/15 07:57 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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barf clap

#5980011 - 10/16/15 02:40 AM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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#5980406 - 10/16/15 10:29 AM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 07/23/11
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Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#5981934 - 10/17/15 07:03 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER
barf clap

#5982934 - 10/18/15 05:33 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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#6039895 - 11/19/15 09:40 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
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Loc: Plano, TX
Thou shalt not...fill in your own blank here.

#6047582 - 11/24/15 01:13 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Good one flame
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#6060622 - 12/01/15 12:45 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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eeks333 thank God it was only a kiss

#6115890 - 01/03/16 07:39 AM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway

#6117177 - 01/03/16 08:35 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#6117591 - 01/04/16 07:53 AM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: Simple Searcher]
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