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#5977798 - 10/14/15 06:25 PM The nun and the cab driver
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Registered: 09/01/12
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Loc: Laneville, TX.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween part

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#5977952 - 10/14/15 07:57 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14129
Loc: Katy, TX
barf clap
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This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#5980011 - 10/16/15 02:40 AM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 08/03/11
Posts: 12285
LmaO

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#5980406 - 10/16/15 10:29 AM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 642
Loc: Texas
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#5981934 - 10/17/15 07:03 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Registered: 01/06/11
Posts: 23766
Loc: Rowlett, Tx
Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER
barf clap

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#5982934 - 10/18/15 05:33 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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eeks333

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#6039895 - 11/19/15 09:40 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 312
Loc: Plano, TX
Thou shalt not...fill in your own blank here.

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#6047582 - 11/24/15 01:13 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
NMGW Online   content
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Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 1542
Loc: New Mexico
Good one flame
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#6060622 - 12/01/15 12:45 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 02/02/12
Posts: 5224
Loc: Watauga, TX / Eastland
eeks333 thank God it was only a kiss
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#6115890 - 01/03/16 07:39 AM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 11/27/10
Posts: 558
Loc: Ft. Gordon, Georgia
eek2
Ouch!
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#6117177 - 01/03/16 08:35 PM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 12/30/12
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Loc: Helotes, Hext
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

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#6117591 - 01/04/16 07:53 AM Re: The nun and the cab driver [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Registered: 06/21/10
Posts: 711
Loc: Lyons, Texas
goodun

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