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#5969410 - 10/09/15 12:08 PM The Global Recession
BayouGuy Offline
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Registered: 03/27/13
Posts: 1677
Loc: S.E. Louisiana
The recession has hit everybody really hard.

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.

#5969534 - 10/09/15 02:00 PM Re: The Global Recession [Re: BayouGuy]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4784
Loc: Argyle

#5969813 - 10/09/15 05:34 PM Re: The Global Recession [Re: texasag93]
Simple Searcher Offline
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5759
Loc: Helotes, Hext
Originally Posted By: texasag93

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#5969871 - 10/09/15 06:11 PM Re: The Global Recession [Re: BayouGuy]
decook Online   content
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Registered: 08/26/09
Posts: 1617
Loc: Montgomery, TX USA
HAHA sounds like something Rodney Dangerfield would say. banana
Press for an AMERICAN.

#5969920 - 10/09/15 06:54 PM Re: The Global Recession [Re: decook]
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 33368
Loc: Over yonder.....
Originally Posted By: decook
HAHA sounds like something Rodney Dangerfield would say. banana
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#5971091 - 10/10/15 07:30 PM Re: The Global Recession [Re: BayouGuy]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 333
Loc: Plano, TX

#5971164 - 10/10/15 08:39 PM Re: The Global Recession [Re: BayouGuy]
blackcoal Offline
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Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 9203
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
All aboard coach
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking


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