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My Last Doctor Visit
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10/01/15 05:39 PM
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I've known him for twenty years or more, figured he would be honest...
I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well, "he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to and tell them to empty the bathtub."
I conjugated that for a few moments until I had it figured out.
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a private or semi-private room?"
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: My Last Doctor Visit
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10/01/15 05:41 PM
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TurkeyHunter
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To be determined
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Re: My Last Doctor Visit
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10/01/15 06:00 PM
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Posts: 13,614
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I've known him for twenty years or more, figured he would be honest...
I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well, "he said, " we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to and tell them to empty the bathtub."
I conjugated that for a few moments until I had it figured out.
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a private or semi-private room?"
i'd of taken a bath ...
i'm postaddic
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Re: My Last Doctor Visit
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#5956242
10/01/15 06:18 PM
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bill oxner
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Columbus kicked an Indian in the butt for telling that one.
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Re: My Last Doctor Visit
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#5956293
10/01/15 06:46 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 69,198
NORML as can be
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Re: My Last Doctor Visit
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#5956635
10/01/15 10:07 PM
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Ranch Dawg
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THE ROAD GOES ON FOREVER AND THE PARTY NEVER ENDS.
F##K YOU JOE BIDEN !!!!!
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Re: My Last Doctor Visit
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10/02/15 09:01 PM
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Re: My Last Doctor Visit
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#5958226
10/03/15 12:19 AM
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coach20
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