texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
nmmuledeerhunter, Dzia-Dzia, TraeMartin, Beatixre, MooseSteed
71989 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 110,788
bill oxner 91,416
SnakeWrangler 65,416
stxranchman 60,296
Gravytrain 46,950
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
Stub 43,769
Forum Statistics
Forums46
Topics537,029
Posts9,719,585
Members86,989
Most Online25,604
Feb 12th, 2024
Print Thread
My Last Doctor Visit #5956187 10/01/15 05:39 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 22,630
Cast Offline OP
THF Celebrity
OP Offline
THF Celebrity
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 22,630
I've known him for twenty years or more, figured he would be honest...

I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well, "he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to and tell them to empty the bathtub."

I conjugated that for a few moments until I had it figured out.

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a private or semi-private room?"


Cast

[Linked Image]

I have a short attention spa
Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast] #5956189 10/01/15 05:41 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 19,698
TurkeyHunter Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 19,698
clap

roflmao


To be determined
Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast] #5956214 10/01/15 06:00 PM
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 13,591
1
1860.colt Offline
emoji colt.45
Offline
emoji colt.45
1
Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 13,591
Originally Posted By: Cast
I've known him for twenty years or more, figured he would be honest...

I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well, "he said, " we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to and tell them to empty the bathtub."

I conjugated that for a few moments until I had it figured out.

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a private or semi-private room?"




i'd of taken a bath ... flag



i'm postaddic
Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast] #5956242 10/01/15 06:18 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 91,416
bill oxner Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 91,416
Columbus kicked an Indian in the butt for telling that one.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


[Linked Image]




Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast] #5956293 10/01/15 06:46 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 68,999
N
NORML as can be Online Content
^^Cut the Cord^^
Online Content
^^Cut the Cord^^
N
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 68,999
smirk


(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS "

_=====___=________==-



Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast] #5956635 10/01/15 10:07 PM
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 6,109
R
Ranch Dawg Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
R
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 6,109
up


THE ROAD GOES ON FOREVER AND THE PARTY NEVER ENDS.

F##K YOU JOE BIDEN !!!!!
Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast] #5958036 10/02/15 09:01 PM
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 1,048
C
Cinch Offline
Pro Tracker
Offline
Pro Tracker
C
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 1,048
roflmao

Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast] #5958226 10/03/15 12:19 AM
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 292
C
coach20 Offline
Bird Dog
Offline
Bird Dog
C
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 292
lol35

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2024 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3