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#5956187 - 10/01/15 12:39 PM My Last Doctor Visit
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I've known him for twenty years or more, figured he would be honest...

I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well, "he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to and tell them to empty the bathtub."

I conjugated that for a few moments until I had it figured out.

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a private or semi-private room?"
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#5956189 - 10/01/15 12:41 PM Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast]
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#5956214 - 10/01/15 01:00 PM Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast]
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Originally Posted By: Cast
I've known him for twenty years or more, figured he would be honest...

I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well, "he said, " we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to and tell them to empty the bathtub."

I conjugated that for a few moments until I had it figured out.

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a private or semi-private room?"




i'd of taken a bath ... flag
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#5956242 - 10/01/15 01:18 PM Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast]
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Columbus kicked an Indian in the butt for telling that one.
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#5956293 - 10/01/15 01:46 PM Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast]
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#5956635 - 10/01/15 05:07 PM Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast]
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#5958036 - 10/02/15 04:01 PM Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast]
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#5958226 - 10/02/15 07:19 PM Re: My Last Doctor Visit [Re: Cast]
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