I've known him for twenty years or more, figured he would be honest...
I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well, "he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to and tell them to empty the bathtub."
I conjugated that for a few moments until I had it figured out.
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a private or semi-private room?"
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