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Girl on the bridge
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09/28/15 01:40 AM
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Zonker
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Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
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Re: Girl on the bridge
[Re: Zonker]
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09/28/15 01:48 AM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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Re: Girl on the bridge
[Re: Zonker]
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09/28/15 02:05 AM
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coach20
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Re: Girl on the bridge
[Re: Zonker]
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09/28/15 03:48 PM
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OffCoor1
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BWAAHAAAHAAAAHAA !!!!!! Good one !!
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Re: Girl on the bridge
[Re: Zonker]
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09/28/15 05:19 PM
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Re: Girl on the bridge
[Re: Zonker]
#5950774
09/28/15 07:11 PM
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...then George threw him off the bridge!
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Girl on the bridge
[Re: Zonker]
#5951165
09/28/15 10:42 PM
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Re: Girl on the bridge
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09/28/15 11:04 PM
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: Girl on the bridge
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09/29/15 12:33 AM
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300j
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All ready
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Re: Girl on the bridge
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09/29/15 01:31 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Girl on the bridge
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10/04/15 12:17 AM
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Gary Olson
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George was looking for a hog to ride; and got a low boy instead.
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