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#5949621 - 09/27/15 08:40 PM Girl on the bridge
Zonker Online   sleepy
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Registered: 12/03/10
Posts: 264
Loc: Denton
Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

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#5949647 - 09/27/15 08:48 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: Zonker]
QuitShootinYoungBucks Online   content
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Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 8874
Loc: Lubbock, TX
roflmao
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#5949687 - 09/27/15 09:05 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: Zonker]
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Registered: 02/16/15
Posts: 292
confused2

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#5950372 - 09/28/15 10:48 AM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: Zonker]
OffCoor1 Offline
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Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 338
Loc: Archer County
BWAAHAAAHAAAAHAA !!!!!! Good one !! clap

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#5950549 - 09/28/15 12:19 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: Zonker]
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Registered: 09/29/12
Posts: 2823
Loc: North Texas
sick barf clap

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#5950774 - 09/28/15 02:11 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: Zonker]
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 35761
Loc: Over yonder.....
...then George threw him off the bridge!
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"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#5951165 - 09/28/15 05:42 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: Zonker]
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Registered: 01/16/12
Posts: 1581
Loc: New Mexico
Laughed so hard I cried roflmao
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#5951210 - 09/28/15 06:04 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: 68A]
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Registered: 09/10/12
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Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
Originally Posted By: 68A
sick barf clap
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#5951408 - 09/28/15 07:33 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: 68A]
300j Offline
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Registered: 12/07/11
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Loc: D/FW
Originally Posted By: 68A
sick barf clap
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All ready

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#5951523 - 09/28/15 08:31 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: Zonker]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 713
Loc: Texas
clap
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

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#5959436 - 10/03/15 07:17 PM Re: Girl on the bridge [Re: Zonker]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 358
Loc: Plano, TX
George was looking for a hog to ride; and got a low boy instead.

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