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#5922608 - 09/10/15 05:10 PM Confession
John2 Offline
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Registered: 11/14/06
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Loc: Lavon area
A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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#5922692 - 09/10/15 06:04 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
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Registered: 01/12/12
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Loc: Katy, TX
roflmao
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Originally Posted By: clu
Always great when there is a happy ending!

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#5922697 - 09/10/15 06:06 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
pegasaurus Offline
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Registered: 07/19/08
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Loc: South Denton County
clap
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Originally Posted By: therancher
My meat is good for you and worth the price...

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#5922708 - 09/10/15 06:11 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
dogcatcher Offline
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Registered: 07/17/06
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Loc: Abilene or on the road...
clap
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#5922741 - 09/10/15 06:24 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
"OUCH"! Got to be careful with those texts! lol35

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#5922745 - 09/10/15 06:25 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
bill oxner Offline
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Registered: 11/03/09
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Loc: Richmond
Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.
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#5922771 - 09/10/15 06:31 PM Re: Confession [Re: bill oxner]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 25646
Loc: Fairfield, TX
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.

Dot or feather? confused2




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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

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#5922788 - 09/10/15 06:38 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
bucksnbass357 Offline
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Registered: 12/20/09
Posts: 6998
Loc: Grapevine, TX USA
roflmao

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#5922894 - 09/10/15 07:34 PM Re: Confession [Re: bill oxner]
John2 Offline
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.


bs
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#5923107 - 09/10/15 09:12 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
Cast Offline
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Loc: North Texas - God's Country
Not bs
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Cast



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#5923113 - 09/10/15 09:16 PM Re: Confession [Re: bucksnbass357]
SapperTitan Offline
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Registered: 11/17/10
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Loc: Killeen/Ft Hood, TX
Originally Posted By: bucksnbass357
roflmao
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I could never repay you for the pleasure I've gotten out of your meat package.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I ordered a number one, sandwich only, with no condoms.

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#5958235 - 10/02/15 07:28 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
coach20 Offline
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Registered: 02/16/15
Posts: 288
roflmao

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