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#5922608 - 09/10/15 05:10 PM Confession
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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#5922692 - 09/10/15 06:04 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
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Always great when there is a happy ending!

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#5922697 - 09/10/15 06:06 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
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#5922708 - 09/10/15 06:11 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
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#5922741 - 09/10/15 06:24 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
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"OUCH"! Got to be careful with those texts! lol35

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#5922745 - 09/10/15 06:25 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
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Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.
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#5922771 - 09/10/15 06:31 PM Re: Confession [Re: bill oxner]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.

Dot or feather? confused2




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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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#5922788 - 09/10/15 06:38 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
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#5922894 - 09/10/15 07:34 PM Re: Confession [Re: bill oxner]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.


bs
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#5923107 - 09/10/15 09:12 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
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Not bs
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#5923113 - 09/10/15 09:16 PM Re: Confession [Re: bucksnbass357]
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Originally Posted By: bucksnbass357
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#5958235 - 10/02/15 07:28 PM Re: Confession [Re: John2]
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