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#5922296 - 09/10/15 02:24 PM Dentist
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Loc: Abilene or on the road...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him and says:

"You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says:

"Yes . . . . How did you figure that out?"

"Easy . . ." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

The girl replies: "Didn't feel a thing."
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#5922312 - 09/10/15 02:42 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
blackcoal Offline
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Registered: 01/19/12
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Longer I thought about it the funnier it became for several reasons....
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

#5922568 - 09/10/15 04:59 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 671
Loc: Texas
Sometimes a direct approach works, sometimes it is better to take an angled approach!
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#5922589 - 09/10/15 05:03 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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Or in the case of the pistol concealers doughnuts? roflmao

Edited by redchevy (09/10/15 05:03 PM)
It's hell eatin em live

#5922722 - 09/10/15 06:15 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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"No more inflated ego there"! lol35

#5924811 - 09/11/15 09:49 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
Gary Olson Online   content
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The trick is all is how he positioned her in the chair.

#5928525 - 09/14/15 05:31 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#5958233 - 10/02/15 07:25 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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