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#5922296 - 09/10/15 02:24 PM Dentist
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Loc: Abilene or on the road...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him and says:

"You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says:

"Yes . . . . How did you figure that out?"

"Easy . . ." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

The girl replies: "Didn't feel a thing."
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#5922312 - 09/10/15 02:42 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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Longer I thought about it the funnier it became for several reasons....
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#5922568 - 09/10/15 04:59 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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Sometimes a direct approach works, sometimes it is better to take an angled approach!
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#5922589 - 09/10/15 05:03 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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Or in the case of the pistol concealers doughnuts? roflmao


Edited by redchevy (09/10/15 05:03 PM)
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#5922722 - 09/10/15 06:15 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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"No more inflated ego there"! lol35

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#5924811 - 09/11/15 09:49 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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The trick is all is how he positioned her in the chair.

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#5928525 - 09/14/15 05:31 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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#5958233 - 10/02/15 07:25 PM Re: Dentist [Re: dogcatcher]
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