Your "arggg" left me confused and you are probably right, by now you would have got the technique of hanging those chickens down pat, and you would not be having these confusing moments. Or you could have went to school and become a chicken sexer, that is where the big money is!!
Keep up the good work, world needs more edged instruments. Right now it is too hot and I'm too old and tired to hit a lick at a slow black snake crawling in front of me, so hogs will get a break and the dove must be in your pasture pecking around looking for knives, we don't even have many home town residents.
2x4 huh ? Should cut sausage or slice bacon and you can poke a hole through those biscuit cans in case they get onery. I would offer to trade you my camp for your knife but wouldn't want to be accused of taking advantage of you. I think the most impressive thing to me is the use of 24K gold, not 18 or 14 or 10, go all out. Class is priceless.