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#5908658 - 09/01/15 10:31 PM Swishing
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A woman goes to the Doctor worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks, "What's the problem?"
The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every day my husband seems to lose his
temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says, "I have a cure for that.
When it seems that your husband is getting angry,
just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the
room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor,
looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says, "Doctor that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water.
I swished and swished, and he calmed right down!
How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says, "The water itself does nothing. It's
keeping the mouth shut that does the trick.
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#5908794 - 09/02/15 05:26 AM Re: Swishing [Re: frognot]
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That's good.
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#5908857 - 09/02/15 07:06 AM Re: Swishing [Re: frognot]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
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Works every time it tried.... rofl
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#5908858 - 09/02/15 07:07 AM Re: Swishing [Re: frognot]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
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Works every time it tried.... rofl
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#5909125 - 09/02/15 09:58 AM Re: Swishing [Re: frognot]
PMK Online   content
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Registered: 09/10/12
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I married a Texas girl, don't think I should send this joke to her ... even though it would definitely work...
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#5909752 - 09/02/15 03:37 PM Re: Swishing [Re: frognot]
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Great doctor! LOL!

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#5910294 - 09/02/15 08:24 PM Re: Swishing [Re: frognot]
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#5910297 - 09/02/15 08:24 PM Re: Swishing [Re: frognot]
TonyinVA Offline
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great!

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#5911282 - 09/03/15 11:26 AM Re: Swishing [Re: PMK]
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Originally Posted By: PMK
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I married a Texas girl, don't think I should send this joke to her ... even though it would definitely work...


I didn't show my wife either..... hammer
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#5913939 - 09/04/15 09:47 PM Re: Swishing [Re: frognot]
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