I left the house early yesterday morning and came home empty handed well after dark. My wife asked me where I'd been. I told her that I was shopping. She said, "I know that's what you said this morning, but you only had two items on your list. How could that take all day?"
I told her, "The two items I needed were 22LR ammunition and Blue Bell Ice Cream!"
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.