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#5896470 - 08/25/15 10:00 PM The overweight blonde
redfred Offline


Registered: 04/18/09
Posts: 1380
Loc: La Porte
A Blonde who was a little overweight went to her doctor and asked for help. The doctor said, "Here's what you do. Eat normally for two days and walk two miles and then skip a day. Then eat normally for 2 days, and walk two miles and then skip a day."
A couple of weeks later she came back to see the doctor, and found out she had lost 20 pounds. The doctor was impressed, and asked how she felt. "I feel OK now, but I thought I was going to die."
The doctor asked, "You mean, when you were walking two miles?"
"No, she said, it was all that skipping!"
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#5898123 - 08/26/15 09:05 PM Re: The overweight blonde [Re: redfred]
300j Offline
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Registered: 12/07/11
Posts: 1220
Loc: D/FW
clap
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#5898361 - 08/26/15 11:16 PM Re: The overweight blonde [Re: redfred]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
Go Blondes! lol35

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#5899896 - 08/27/15 08:29 PM Re: The overweight blonde [Re: redfred]
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
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Loc: Katy, TX
Didn't see that coming. Good one.
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This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#5958239 - 10/02/15 07:31 PM Re: The overweight blonde [Re: redfred]
coach20 Offline
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Registered: 02/16/15
Posts: 291
roflmao

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#5991153 - 10/23/15 06:01 PM Re: The overweight blonde [Re: coach20]
chital_shikari Offline
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Registered: 08/03/11
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Originally Posted By: coach20
roflmao

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